"For the last time …will you please…STOP TRYING TO KILL ME?!" Hijikata screamed for the hundredth time.

"I wasn't this time Hijikata-san." Sougo replied coolly. "I was just testing this your giant mayonnaise obsessed head was in my way and--"

"BULL!" he yelled. "YOU KNOW YOU WERE AIMING FOR ME!! YOU ALWAYS TRY TO AIM FOR ME YA SADISTIC PSYCHO!" Sougo just shrugged.

"People believe what they want to believe." At that Hijikata wanted no other thing than to wrap his hands around his neck and tighten it until he stops breathing. Yet he might as well either commit seppuku or even let the little sadist kill him.

"Whatever," he sighed. "Let's just go." Hijikata sighed lighting another cigarette. The patrol was dead silent like it always was so Hijikata can hear everything from preventing being at the mercy of the sociopath's cold blade.

"Hijikata-san."

"What?"   He turned around and barely dodged the blade from passing through his neck. Pieces flew at an amazing and appalling speed off of the building that took damage.

"What the hell Sougo!?" Hijikata yelled.

"♪Just testing.♪" He slightly sang as he calmly cleaned and placed the sword back in its rightful place slightly disappointed that he couldn't clean his blood off the lethal steel. Knowing it's wise not to fight with him; Hijikata sighed and went on patrolling. After a few more blocks, he heard….nothing.  Questioning whether he should look back or not he heard a familiar voice.

"Hijikata-san."

"What?"

"Turn around."

"No."

"Why?"

"You're insane."

"Come on, I want to test something again."
"You've done enough testing."

"Hijikata-san please?" Sougo's voice softened. That was rare. Instead of his usual voice he heard actual feeling other than his repetitive brand of sadism.  "Should I turn around?" he thought. "No. No. No. He's insane it's a trap. It's a trap for sure."   
"No way." Hijikata walked faster when he was about to be grabbed by the sadist which developed into a jog which soon evolved into a sprint. Ignoring the people and amanto watching him, he ran on knowing Sougo was not too far behind. After even more blocks, with wondering eyes of people, and Amanto being passed, Sougo caught him in an alley.
"Great, the perfect place to kill me." Hijikata thought sarcastically. Little did he know that's surprisingly not what Sougo was thinking, Sougo's hand fell upon his shoulder and turned him around with a determined face.  "I have to test this out just once." He thought.

"This is the end." Hijikata thought as he was very forcefully manipulated by the browned hair psycho. He didn't want to see this blade take him. Those poor guys over at the Shinsengumi, with him gone and Sougo as vice-chief, the guys are sure to be doomed. But instead of feeling his life slip away, he felt an extra part of warm weight on him. On his lips. They felt warm yet that had an icy touch to them all on its own. The mysterious temperature and demanding force captivated his mind and he began to follow its movement. Hijikata's mind went blank. It felt….nice. He felt a brief vacancy that was intruded by a soft, moist thing. He groaned a little and let the newly discovered tongue in. He felt a smirk from the mystery person as his tongue danced along with the other tongue. Wanting to get closer to whatever it was, he began to move his hands to capture what has taken his lips prisoner. He pushed his tongue in the way of the other person's mouth and he heard a groan from a familiar voice. Suddenly as if the big bang erupted in his mind, he began to panic a little. However, he was pulled closer and had felt a hand on his face. His hand reached out to touch the body he was touching. Fabric. He had felt this fabric before. It was a uniform jacket. "It can't be." He thought. "He would never…." Slowly he opened his eyes to see….brown hair and closed eyes. That resided on Sougo's face.

"AH!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" he yelled backing away not noticing the small saliva trail they made. Immediately his hands went over his mouth. They just kissed. With tongue.  Sougo choked down the blush and daze he had.

"I was just testing something." He managed to coolly respond as if nothing happened.

"And just what were you testing!?" Growled Hijikata.

"Calm yourself Hijikata-san you might pop a vein. That would be selfish of you."

"How would that be selfish of me if I pop a vein from the stress you caused me?"

"Because then, who would I torture and tease?" Sougo fake pouted. Hijikata began to swing at the crazy bastard.

"Don't change the subject you freak! Why were your lips on mine!?" Easily dodging them he smirked.
"I was simply testing your reaction." When Hijikata stopped to look at him, Sougo cracked a smile. "By the way, I was correct." Pushing ahead of Hijikata after licking his lips to get an aftertaste of the mayonnaise lover, Hijikata's hands had his place on his lips being accompanied by a slight blush, while Sougo's smile and blush had finally revealed itself. Ignoring the sudden shouts and accusations of Insanity and how he needs help from a mental hospital from his superior after he had switched back to normal, he chuckled to himself. "I may need to experiment this for a while."