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"Do you take, (first and last name) as your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do."

"Do you take Sveridge Oxenstierna as your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do." You sniffled happily trying not to let the make up run. Finland wiped a tear. He was so happy for you two.

"I know pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss--" you were pulled in and kissed by your now Swedish husband. "Okay…" Everyone chuckled. You held his face softly moving your lips with his.

"I love you." You both said together.

~☼~

After your dance, everyone chattered and ate happily. You got many blessings from friends and family. At first they were afraid of the stoic man, but they could see that hewas very gentile and he loved you more than anything. Everything was perfect.

"I WOULD LIKE TO PORPOISE A TOAD!" Until Denmark was drunk.

"Oh dear god…" you sighed. Denmark stood up on the table clacking his fork on his beer bottle.

"I remember when…._____ here was just dating this big lug! They were so sweet to each other. He was very patient and very gentle. He brought flowers to her everyday...all that sweet shit..." Everyone awed.  "And because of that, he never got some from her!" You and Sweden blushed at this outburst. "That's right! Cute little ___ didn't give Sweden anything!" Sweden stood from his chair ready to choke the Dane. "So here's to your marriage! And here's to legally getting some from your more or less virgin wife!!!!" he laughed chugging his beer. Everyone chuckled lifting their glasses awkwardly and took a sip. You shook your head softly. The faint sound of the Dane then choking made you smile softly. And that is why Norway is my best friend. You thought. You drank some of your wine rubbing your head.

"____..." you looked at your husband. "Don't dr'nk too m'ch. You'll reg't it like l'st t'me. " You shook your head. Trying to block out the memory of Sweden telling you everything you did the night you were engaged.

"Don't worry Ber, I'll be fine! It's just one cup of wine." He grunted but said nothing else.

~☼~

"One moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore cup of wine!" you whined to your husband. He lifted the half empty bottle over his head.

"You n'ver le'rn do you?" he asked. You whined climbing on him.

"But it's soooooooo good!!!!" you hiccuped. He sighed. Finland chuckled nervously seeing that you were flushed again. France laughed at this obviously enjoying the show. You ranted on and on about the wine irritated that Sweden refused to give you the wine.

"You're dr'nk"

"No you're drunk!" you yelled pointing to Denmark instead of Sweden.

"I AM!" he laughed. Sweden pinched the bridge of his nose. You glared at the Dane and ran up to him pulling him by the mic.

"YOU... I WANNA TALK…TO YOU!" you yelled into the microphone getting everyone's attention. "I didn't appreshamate that little comment of yours! Sweden and I did do it! The night we got engaged!SO THERE! AND HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING!" France laughed. Your parents were shocked at your outburst, blushing hearing the candid things their daughter did with this man. Your mother hid her face in your father's arm and shook her head. Your father pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation.

"'Ow good was 'e mon cher!" he called out. He was then smacked by the British man beside him.

"He just lifted me up and slammed me on the bed and we did it all night! You wanna know what?! He was really big too and his large fingers and tongue play--" Sweden sprinted up to where you were and took you away from the mic.

"I t'ld you." You squealed in his arms and held onto him.

"Sve~ you can't do what you did to me last time here! There are people here!" you giggled.

"Don't mind us!" France yelled while you were helplessly giggling. England dragged him outside to have a "little chat" with him.  

"This is g'nna be a long night…" he mumbled.

~☼~

You woke up with another hangover in Sweden's arms. no. you thought. not again. checking under the covers you noticed both of you were naked and you noticed hickeys all over his body. Looking into the room you saw clothes scattered everywhere.
"Aw fuck..."
Well i made a sequel to Drunk nights XD You can thank :iconkittykatluvur777: for that! I hope you like it

The beginning: [link]

Fun fact: I almost drank wine when i was nine. I thought it was grape juice :icondotdotdotzplz:
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:iconlady-gypsy:
Lady-Gypsy Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
I laughed out loud and scared my dog lol

And I guess Technically wine is a form of grape juice :P
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
Loud noises and animals don't mix X3 

It's adult grape juice. 
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh dear God.
Good thing we're married...
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
Yup XD
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Skribble-Chibi Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Student General Artist
good thing my parents english is not good enough to understand what i said XD
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Oh dear XD
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Skribble-Chibi Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student General Artist
*grins evilly*
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
*giggles*
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:iconskribble-chibi:
Skribble-Chibi Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Student General Artist
*dark chuckle*
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
o.o;;
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Skribble-Chibi Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconbelarusrapetimeplz:
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
France (Scared) [V2] France (Crying) [V3] APH England: Scared 
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ThePrincessPsycho Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student Filmographer
I drank beer when I was 5... I thought it was apple juice... and when I was nine there was the black beer it look like decarbonized Pepsi okay?!
 
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KiddoKunsGirl Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
I too drank beer when I was 5 or 6... It was in a can so i thought it was coke. It was in front of my Finnished boy Friend too XD
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ThePrincessPsycho Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Student Filmographer
XD Wow
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:iconkiddokunsgirl:
KiddoKunsGirl Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
We had a betrothal... O.o
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:iconkiddokunsgirl:
KiddoKunsGirl Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
It was weird cause we had a betrothal for a good 4 years. I miss him... :'(
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Pft XD Oh my XD
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lilyvirginia Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
My dad's side would NEVER EVER talk to me again.
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Why?
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:iconlilyvirginia:
lilyvirginia Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
They expect I'll marry a Muslim like them. I'm not a Muslim, they think I am
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014
I see. That's always hard. 
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DarkCupcakeQueen Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
But I want to remember the sexy times! Damn alcohol and its allure!
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:iconmissxcocoa:
MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
XDDDD 
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DarkCupcakeQueen Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
XD
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
i'm so glad i hate the taste of wine (i'm not of legal age, but i have had sips of alcohol before. i almost threw up from a small sip of German beer i was so grossed out. i HATE the taste of alcohol.) so i know i will never get drunk on wine!!!
but i'm also terrified of finding out what kind of drunk i am...
anyway, i love the last line. "Aw fuck..." fits it perfectly!!
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Ha, the smell of any alcohol makes me want to throw up. 

Glad you like the story
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Emiliah368 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
XD that was hilarious! Still more awesome than Gil!
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Ha ha, why thank you♥
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Emiliah368 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Your welcome
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Demonblade9001 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My friend Alex accidently drank vodka.and another friend's brother I think it was, actually was drunk on vodka and almost gave some to her.he thought it was cocacola.XD
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
Oh dear...
wait...how the hell? Vodka...clear...coke...brown....how the hell?
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Demonblade9001 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He was drunk but yeah that's what I first thought too. XD Its funny what can happen when you're drunk. But still I have no idea. X3
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
XDDDD yeah.....
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kjxyz1234-gmail Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
Oh my gosh funniest thing ever
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Thank you~
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SakiKatKirishima1442 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
one guy in my school said that when he was eight, he accidentally drank wine when he thought it was grape juice :iconlaughsplz:
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
He knows my pain XDKFC Chicken Epic Dance 
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SakiKatKirishima1442 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
I didnt tell the whole story on there. 

When I went to pick it up, (all of the drinks were in the same glasses) my family nearly had a panic attack and my cousin knocked over the cup all over my red and white dress. (mainly the white part.)
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SakiKatKirishima1442 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
lol wow...
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
XD yup
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SakiKatKirishima1442 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD
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MissouriPegasister Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Since we're all talking about our young accidental experiences with alcohol in the comments, well here's mine: When I was in kindergarten, my family and I were at a restaurant. A waiter holding some wine on his platter-thingy tripped, and all the wine came out of the glasses and splashed all over me. I have hated alcohol ever since, and (probably) never drink it except for religious purposes.
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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jstar222 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I died here: "I WOULD LIKE TO PORPOISE A TOAD!"

Here: "No you're drunk!" you yelled pointing to Denmark instead of Sweden. "I AM!" he laughed.

And here: "Don't mind us!" France yelled while you were helplessly giggling.

Thank you for killing me 3 times. You are a murderer
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
You're welcome!
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LIBR0 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
God I laughed at this part.
You did france so well man, he's just awesome xDD

If I were in that wedding I'd do what france did :9
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
I think we all would XD I loved writing france in this XD
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Drama4myFUTURE Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My main nationalities: I'm half Russian, a third German, and a sixth Scottish. Considering the characters, you would think I could hold my alcohol better than this.
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